Monday, March 29, 2004

Was I supposed to be writing in this? Oh...

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

Is there a limit to the oddity of college life?

Apparently not.

Saturday, March 06, 2004

Apparently, our friend K.C. does not think I am "socially ready" for him.

...As if one day I'm going to wake up and suddenly be friendly and personable.

Yeah, that'll happen.

Monday, March 01, 2004

Odd as it may seem, there is a leprechaun with internet access by the name of Jim of the Cornish Hoskings who is full of sorrow and wise advice. Currently, he sports a beard (as an expression of said sorrow) and an ill-fitting green nylon suit. He is desperately seeking an end to this oft-mentioned sorrow, and can be reached at iamcanjim@hotmail.com. Apparently, all inquiries are welcome.
Whoever started that ridiculous tradition of not killing the women and children was wrong.
"You can't love people in slices!"

And that is how one of my all-time favourite quotes goes. Yes, it's from First Knight and Sean Connery says it.

It's a gem, I tell ya...