In the tradition of one of my all-time favourite websites, I shall now sum up Puccini's Turandot.
Prince: My father is blind, and exiled, and I seek to bring more misery upon him through the foolish desires of my loins! Aha! Here's my chance! Yonder is a cruel and beautiful Princess who doesn't want to marry anyone!
Princess: No one shall possess me! And if some sort of anonymous Stranger tries, I shall torture the loyal servantgirl of his blind father until she tells me the Stranger's name! That's the ticket!
Prince: My fire shall melt your ice!
Princess: Go away!
Prince kisses Princess.
Princess: You have ruined me, and taken away my glory! But I love you!
Prince: You are mine...MINE!