If you set out for Yosemite, totally unprepared to camp in a ridiculous amount of snow and slush, and when you arrive, lo and behold! there is a ridiculous amount of snow and slush there to camp in, turn around and immediately exit the park.
Tent poles splinter more easily than you might think.
Bungee cords are amazingly useful.
Lodi shuts down at 10pm.
I'm allergic to the state capitol.
Price tags are best removed immediately.
Never go to the park in Haight-Ashbury. Ever.
Men do not necessarily know how to operate remote controls. (Who knew?!)
If I were able to wed a store, it would be Anthropologie.
If you need to go on a consumerist binge, do it at Sanrio. It's deeply comforting.
I'm slipping slowly into Bohemianism. Help me, I beg you.
And I have a dream now: Middle Eastern Studies at Berkeley.
I'm certain that there are many more, but I won't bore you with them now. I will later.