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LA SIERRA UNIVERSITY ENACTS NEW DRESS CODE POLICY
Riverside, CA -- A private Christian university that has been a pillar of the local community for many years has recently decided to enact a new dress code policy. From now on, the university will encourage its students to forsake the wearing of pants. For its purposes, the university has chosen to define "pants" as: "any type of skirt, pant, kilt, muumuu, or truncated pant." A spokeswoman for La Sierra University said yesterday, "We want to make sure that our students do not feel confined or encumbered by traditional pant-wearing. The decision to become apantal was reached only after a long and thorough debate. Some board members felt that this was a risky step to take, but the majority were excited about it, considering it an edgy and refreshing new way not only to attract more students, but to share the message of God's love with others by providing a totally pantless learning environment." The new policy will come into effect at the beginning of the next quarter, which begins on March 28.