I've just suffered a bout of uncontrollable sleep! I dreamt that I was drinking slushies on the roof of a cheese factory with my aunt and my cousins, when suddenly I felt drowsy, like I'd been drugged. Then I woke up and felt the same way. WHO DRUGGED ME?!?! 'Fess up now!
ALSO, who's been stealing random things from my room?? I am missing a pair of jeans, my yoga pants, AND my glasses. RETURN THEM IMMEDIATELY!