Sunday, October 02, 2005

It is my professional opinion that professors have a secret and profound desire to cause the deaths of as many of their students are they are legally able, within the confines of a quarter. Unless the students in question are Honors students. In that case, these venomous scholastic instructors have the authority to make the process slower, and more painful, by assigning many projects which are ostensibly to take place over the course of a year, or more.

O Glorious Summer, why hast thou flown with such haste from the life that I am so tenuously able to call my own?

3 comments:

Greg said...

Oh you won't die. At least, it's not likely. Not very many people die over the quarter.

And summer has gone, but due to time and not spite.

Diana said...

Oh. Promise? :D

Sparkala said...

no, it was spite, pure spite. on