Wednesday, February 15, 2006

This will only be funny to you if you've actually watched Star Trek at some point. So if you haven't, stop reading now. Now. NOW, I SAID!


Top 5 Phrases You're Not About To Hear on the Enterprise or Voyager

  • Captain's Log, Stardate... damn. What's the date? Number One, what's today? No, I know it's Tuesday, what's the date? The STARdate!

  • The... doohickey... has gone all... funny, making that gizmo light up... the one that means the warp engines are... ya know... all messed up.

  • Prime Directive? We don't need no steenkin' Prime Directive!

  • The aliens are locking their weapons on us... firing... a miss. Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can laugh in their faces?

  • Ah, hell, I'm bored. Screw the hailing frequencies, fire at will.
    - taken from here and edited slightly

    Greg said...

    Those all need to be real. Really. Now.

    Diana said...

    LOL! You could always write fan fiction... ;)

    Greg said...

    Oh dear God, fan fiction? I'll pass.

    Sparkala said...

    hehehe :)