Tuesday, May 31, 2005

My aunt in her brand new standard Acura TSX.

Monday, May 30, 2005



















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Sunday, May 29, 2005

Join me in my addiction to Lightsaber Training! :D
Okay, I normally don't like to post forwards here, but this is seriously hilarious.

I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&Ms (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), and I was wearing the new clothes I got from the Gap for sending 3500 emails to people who were once my friends when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is why the government made them change their name to KFC).

Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said, "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true--I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.) The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy's expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said, "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital--the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of X's and O's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good luck but for 10 only you will only have OK luck and if you send it to fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS.) So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.

Send THIS to all the friends who send you their junk mail and you will receive 4 green M&Ms--and they will get a free computer from Bill Gates and tickets to Disney World for the entire family. But if you don't, the owner of Proctor and Gamble will report you to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck: you will get sick from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, your spouse/mate will develop a skin rash from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your arms, and the U.S. government will put a tax on your e-mails forever.

I know this is all true 'cause I read it on the Internet.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Jalena: In order for it to be shabby chic, it has to be faux.
Prem: Fo' what? You talkin' down home naow, honey!

You Are 25 Years Old


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

Friday, May 27, 2005

I'm going to try not to think about why two fairly random Asian girls just took my picture, and where said picture might end up.
All of the classes I want to take next fall are at the same time! Seriously, do all good classes have to be from 1-3pm on Tuesday and Thursday?! Fizelment!

My room needs cleaning, and I have a million pages to read, and twice as many papers to write.

So I probably shouldn't be this relaxed. I'll pay for it later. Hmmm... Think I'm sabotaging myself again? That's always a bad idea, friends. But during Star Trek night last night, my dear Lieutenant Tom Paris said something to that effect, and I thought... Hmmm... Maybe that's me...

As you can see, I don't really have anything of value to say. But I haven't written in so long that I figured I'd better say something.

Sidenote: I never really get tired of listening to K-FROG.

I need to see Star Wars again.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

by Live

Even now the world is bleedin'
But feelin' just fine all numb
In our castle where we're always free
To choose never free enough
To find I wish somethin' would break
Cuz we're runnin' out of time

And I am overcome
I am overcome
Holy water in my lungs
I am overcome

These women in the street
Pullin' out their hair
My master's in the yard
Givin' light to the unaware
This plastic little place
Is just a step amongst the stairs

And I am overcome
I am overcome baby
Holy water in my lungs
I am overcome

So drive me out out to that open field
Turn the ignition off and spin around
Your help is here
But I'm parked in this open space
Blockin' the gates of love

I am overcome
I am overcome
Holy water in my lungs
I am overcome

Beautiful drowning
This beautiful drowning
This holy water
This holy water is in my lungs

And I am overcome
I am overcome
I am overcome
I am overcome

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Monica and I are hot together. Sideways hot.

Monday, May 23, 2005

I have been almost ridiculously happy for days! It's wonderful! Oh the joie de vivre! Oh the bliss! Oh the marvelousness of life!

Hmmm... That's not nearly as sarcastic as you might think, either! ;)

Sunday, May 22, 2005

I am proud to say that I haven't waited for summer. Instead, I've called it, and it has come to me.


Friday, May 20, 2005

Okay, it's time for summer now.


Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Your Seduction Style: The Dandy

You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations.
Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories.
It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you.
You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone.


You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile

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Perfect Girl
by Sarah McLachlan

Am I faithful, am I strong,
Am I good enough to belong
In your reverie, a perfect girl
Your vision of romance is cruel
And all along I played the fool
All your expectations bury me

Don't worry you will find the answer
If you let it go
Give yourself some time to falter
But don't forgo knowing that
You're loved no matter what
And everything will come around in time

I own my insecurities I try to own my destiny
And I can make or break it if I choose
But you take my words and twist them 'round
Til I'm the one who brings you down
Make me feel like I'm the one to blame for all of this...


You need everybody with you on your side
Know that I am here for you but I hope in time
You'll find yourself alright alone
You'll find yourself with open arms
You'll find yourself, you'll find yourself in time

The riot in my heart decides
To keep me open and alive
I have to take myself away from you
'Cause I can't compete I can't deny
There's nothing that I didn't try
How did I go so wrong in loving you...

Well, I guess I'm going to be here for most of the summer. I assume it will be dreadful. We'll see.
Well, you actually should feel sorry for me, because it turned out that it was food poisoning. And that was just hell.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

I'm getting sick. Pity me.

*whine, whine, whine*

Saturday, May 14, 2005

I feel overly-educated.

I should probably do something really stupid. For relief.


Any suggestions?

Friday, May 13, 2005

La dernière chose que j'ai besoin d'est un autre homme qui me regarde, et qui voit quelqu'un d'autre.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Doth I Protest Too Much
by Alanis Morissette

I'm not threatened, by every pair of
Legs you watch go by
I don't cringe when you stare at women
It's just a thing called guy
I don't notice your sideways glances
Or where your loyalty lies
I'm secure and out of me
It's hard to get a rise

I'm not jealous
I don't get moved by much
I'm not enraged
Not insecure as such
Not going insane
Rational stays in touch
Doth I protest too much?

I'm not tortured by how oft you're busy
'Cause I've got things to do
I'm not disappointed
About how you don't miss you me
'Cause I don't need you to

I'm not needy
I don't get clingy much
I'm not scared
I'm not afraid as such
I'm not dependent
Rock solid, stays in touch
And doth I protest too much?

So much energy to prove to you
Who I can't possibly be
So much energy to prove to you
I'm not who you hate for me to be

I'm not saddened
And I don't miss you
'Cause I have moved on too
I'm not concerned about your new lover
'Cause I'm a new lover too

I'm not depressed
I don't get down that much
I'm not despondent
I am not dark as such
I'm never sad
Keep chin up, stays in touch
And doth I protest too much?

I'm not jealous
I don't get moved my much
I'm not enraged
Not insecure as such
Not going insane
Rational stays in touch
And doth I protest too much?


Tuesday, May 10, 2005

I need to stop doing these.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Your #1 Match: INFJ

The Protector

You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.
You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.

You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

Your #2 Match: INFP

The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

Now here's something everyone can enjoy.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Do you have to hurt someone else to understand the point of view of those who have hurt you, to forgive them? Because any lack of forgiveness only hurts you, and, for myself, I'd rather keep it that way.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Hurrah for subwoofers and synagogue!

Paul and my mother were lovely enough to bless me with a new stereo system, complete with a subwoofer. Guess what I'm going to do?! Record myself giggling obnoxiously and play it on high volume and repeat whenever I'm not in my room. Take THAT, residents! ;)

And I was also fortunate enough to visit Temple Beth-El again tonight. I always enjoy going there. Their service is so philosophical and uplifting. Perhaps Messianic Judaism is for me. ;)

Goodnight, folks!

Thursday, May 05, 2005

The real purpose of Adventist boarding schools is to get Adventist kids out of homes quickly so that Adventist parents can maintain their high standards.
- Bob
I should probably get to sleep again. Headbanging to "Spin" by Lifehouse is inappropriate behaviour...on so many levels. Ditto for "Light My Fire."
I've just suffered a bout of uncontrollable sleep! I dreamt that I was drinking slushies on the roof of a cheese factory with my aunt and my cousins, when suddenly I felt drowsy, like I'd been drugged. Then I woke up and felt the same way. WHO DRUGGED ME?!?! 'Fess up now!

ALSO, who's been stealing random things from my room?? I am missing a pair of jeans, my yoga pants, AND my glasses. RETURN THEM IMMEDIATELY!

That's it.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Born to Fly
by Sara Evans

I've been telling my dreams to the scarecrow
About the places that I'd like to see
I say, friend do you think I'll ever get there?
Oh, but he just stands there smilin' back at me
So I confessed my sins to the preacher
About the love I've been prayin' to find
Is there a brown-eyed boy in my future, yeah
And he says, girl, you've got nothin' but time.

But how do you wait for heaven?
And who has that much time?
And how do you keep your feet on the ground
When you know that you were born,
You were born to fly

My daddy he is grounded like the oak tree
My momma she is steady as the sun
Oh, you know I love my folks
But I keep starin' down the road
Just lookin' for my one chance to run
Hey, 'cause I will soar away like a blackbird
I will blow in the wind like a seed
I will plant my heart in the garden of my dreams
And I will grow up where I wander wild and free

Oh, how do you wait for heaven?
And who has that much time?
And how do you keep your feet on the ground
When you know, that you were born?
You were born, yeah, you were born to fly

Monday, May 02, 2005

Okay, guys. This is the temporary plan. If I'm still single when I graduate from college, or have no intention of marrying the person that I'm dating at that time, I'm joining the military. That's right, the military.
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