Sunday, January 25, 2009

I may end up being a really crappy parent when I have kids someday. But, thank God, at least I won't mind if they're gay.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

George Clooney is so hot because...

...Rosemary Clooney exudes some kind of weird aura that makes her attractive. Well, before she died. Now I don't know what she exudes, but I bet it's more disgusting than a weird aura that makes her attractive. And George inherited it. And probably will inherit the other, eventually, as well.

Any other theories?

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

"Might just as well be happy, seeing as it doesn't make a difference to anyone but you if you are or not," said the soldier.
- from The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo