Tuesday, September 25, 2007

So... Isn't the solution fairly obvious? Just require all athletes to use steroids and presto! you even the playing field.* Seems pretty simple to me.

*Pardon the exceedingly apropos metaphor.†

†Nah, don't really.‡

‡I think it rocks.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Perhaps children only grow up when they tire of playing at being adults.
Do you ever wonder how much air time is used up by the rampantly-repeated phrases "thanks for having me" and "thanks for calling"?

'Cause I do.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

If your lifestyle reflects someone else's idea of how your life should be, take a few moments to imagine how much simpler it would be if you dropped the pretense and learned just to be yourself.
- Elaine St. James