Thursday, December 27, 2007

I let my wretched little cat sleep on my bed all night, and what is the thanks I get? She vomits into my bra. Merry Christmas.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

If you have a soul, champagne makes it more soulful; if you don't have one, a latte gives you the illusion that you do.
- from The King in the Window by Adam Gopnik